The tickets for my brand spanking new paperback tour of How To Be Famous go on sale this Friday. I hope to see you all in the summer! 7th July, HOME Manchester – Book HERE 8th July, Leeds City Varieties – Book HERE 9th July, Alexandra Palace Theatre, London – Book HERE 10th July, Norwich Playhouse – […]
18 January 2019
‘Stop the weddings!’ Being a woman can be very expensive. After having discussed bushes, body image and relationships, this final episode of How To Be a Woman focusses on weddings and babies. Are you at that point in your life where you are invited to a wedding every weekend during the summer months? So […]
Caitlin posts
2 November 2018
Variety has been given the exclusive first-look image for the upcoming movie of “How to Build a Girl” You can read more about the upcoming movie HERE
Guest posts
23 May 2018
Caitlin Moran has confirmed that Lady Bird star Beanie Feldstein will lead the film adaptation of her best-selling debut novel How To Build A Girl. Read more HERE
Guest posts
there's a bloke next to me in the glastonbury queue literally quitting his job over the phone right now. huge energy
The rise of fascism happens slowly but surely as everyone learns the easy responses to give for why forced camps exist, why women should be silent, how some are more worthy of sexual violence than others and how racism amongst their number isn't that bad.
Boris Johnson is Brexit’s dead cat.
Top ten words that sound rude but aren’t:
10. Fallacious
9. Kumquat
8. Penal
7. Cleat
6. Succulent
5. Titular
4. Gesticulate
3. Rectory
2. Manhole
1. Pumpkin (vegetable or incest?)
When historians get to this bit in the forthcoming book "Why All Our Grandchildren Eat Rats Now," they'll just be laughing hysterically. twitter.com/brianklaas/sta…
Is some poor fucking campaign PR, already having a nervo, now going to have to cobble together a "spontaneous" pap-shot of Boris's demented bullshit made-up toy buses now, as well? twitter.com/brianklaas/sta…
I never got e coli in Leeds, though. twitter.com/nugehelen/stat…
